Normal service has resumed..:-D
A quiet day on the page no one loves me..:-(..but I'm sure I will get over it... Feel more human now, had a good moan, scream and shout and things OK now!...hehe...Women!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...how do you men ever live with us??...or is it just me that spends half the month as a raving nutcase and the other placid and caring?..answer on a postcard please to............The Mental Home For The Bewildered...Sunny Pocklington..somewhere in the middle of Yorkshire.
A big thank you to Rich who sent me a fab e.mail that made me cry!..:-)..Love you too chuck!!!
A thank you also to the other poor people that have been doing there best to cheer me up..:-)
Husband removed surgically from the golf course..lol............and I think he got the message..:-P
Children well and looking forward to Christmas..sadly my bank balance is not as excited..:-(
Animals...all well squeaking squawking and generally eating me out of house and home.
That's about it.......time for another bad joke I think..:-) And its a bit rude..but really funny!
A huge muscular man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender hands him the beer and says, "You know, I'm not gay but I want to compliment you on your physique, it really is phenomenal! I have a question though, why is your head so small?"
The big guy nods slowly. He's obviously fielded this question many times.
"One day," he begins, "I was hunting when I got lost in the woods. I heard someone crying for help and finally realized that it was coming from a frog sitting next to a stream."
So I picked up the frog and it said, "Kiss me. Kiss me and I will turn into a genie and grant you 3 wishes."
So I looked around to make sure I was alone and gave the frog a kiss. POOF! The frog turned into a beautiful, voluptuous, naked woman.
She said, "You now have 3 wishes."
I looked down at my scrawny 115 pound body and said, "I want a body like Arnold Schwarzenneger."
She nodded, whispered a spell, and POOF! there I was, so huge that I ripped out of my clothes and was standing there naked!
She then asked, "What will be your second wish?"
I looked hungrily at her beautiful body and replied, "I want to make sensuous love with you here by this stream." She nodded, laid down, and beckoned to me. "We then made love for hours!"
Later, as we lay there next to each other, sweating from our glorious lovemaking, she whispered into my ear, "You know, you do have one more wish. What will it be?"
I looked at her and replied, "How about a little head?"