Saturday, September 27, 2003

RIP Harry :(

One of my fav pigs died the other day... aaaaaaaaaaaaawwwww.. Just buried him the garden this afternoon.. I must be careful .. Its starting to look like a graveyard and the neighbors will start to talk!... I'm down to just 10 now.. lol.. Yes I did say 10.. but when I was doing the rescue I had 38 in at one time :/.. that was hard work!!.. They are dying out slowly of old age now... 6 males and 4 females left.. but I expect to loose a few more over the winter as they are getting so old.. just like their owner ;P

A few useful bits for ya.........
Try Stickies.. Its fab.. Its post it notes for the PC without the (pinched it from listeners site :/) I have been looking for a bit of software for ages to do this.. Loads better than lots of bits of paper lying around.. Great!!
And for all toughs poor people who run on XP and are being plagued by toughs messenger adds ever 2 mins. I have Norton security.. Firewall plus antivirus and it does not stop them!..gggggggggrrr. The guy who did my PC recommended Zonelabs If you scan through this you will find a free download firewall that does a great job.. and kills the bloody messenger adds.. YAY.. At last and you don't have to pay the 20/30 quid the others are asking.. That's what I like... FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.

Saturday, September 20, 2003

Design Flaw

I sometimes think that the big man upstairs is having a damn good laugh as he looks down on us poor creatures. Lets face it.. when he was sat there, at his drawing board, he must have thought *I know... this will spice the whole thing up and make these pathetic little creatures worth watching*.. what did he do?.. he made the sexes so incompatible that we haven't a snowballs chance in hell of ever getting on.. and the evidence is this......

Men withhold love to get sex...
Women withhold sex to get love... well were stuffed here straight away :(
Men can only do one thing at once...
while women can multi task.... Hence the reason for guys getting so upset when your doing the times crossword while having sex... That's if you ever get around to having sex because of the bit mentioned above :(
Men think in numbers and objects...
while women think in feelings and emotions... He's thinking *we can have sex twice before the footy comes on*(wishful thinking on my part... twice in half an hour... never!!) while she's thinking *Great.. an hour in bed .. a nice cuddle and a good chat after*.. She's no sooner got over the 'quick bonk' and he's either .. out of bed like a rat up a drain pipe or snoring his brains out within a second of his head touching the pillow!! :(
So with all that in mind.. I give in!!! Well never get what's the point.. I have decided to become a lesbian... Again! :)

nite chucks.. sleep well x

Monday, September 15, 2003

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My inner child is sixteen years old today

My inner child is sixteen years old!

Life's not fair! It's never been fair, but while
adults might just accept that, I know
something's gotta change. And it's gonna
change, just as soon as I become an adult and
get some power of my own.

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Thanks to Ariel For the above stuff.
16 again.. YAY I wish :) Always said I never felt any different from when I was at that age.. and that proves

What Have I been upto?
Well lots of things that I shouldn't.. but no change there then :P Its been a funny few weeks. Kids back to school and getting used to a empty house again :/ Its strange after 7 weeks of noise and kids running through the house.. then there is just me sat heretwiddlingg my thumbs.. and the quiet :I.. It will be great when I get used to it again.
In my frustration with the Golfing widow situation I joined an online datingagencyy.. LMAO.. I can here the intake of breath from you all.. Myy God..Whatt is she doing?..Hass she gone mad"..Welll no.. not mad.. just fed upIi guess :(
I was a half way good girl.. I put I just wanted e.mail friends/chat on my profile and was quite honest about my situation. Posted the profile and sat and waited for what would come through... I must admit I was a little taken a back by the response I got.. 50 e.mails in 2 weeks *GULP* sadly 90% of them are sex starved pervs with nothing better to do than pester poor golfing widows when they are feeling sorry for themselves. Oh well that will teach me!! I learnt a long time ago that men are *mostly* all the same so I was expecting it. I have been contacted by Guys from all walks of life and from all over the planet.. Its been an education and I hope that in the long term I will make some good friends too.. and who knows maybe Huband no Well maybe not. But for the record I met my now husband from a computer dating agency some 13 years
Yes.. I hear you cry. she still hasn't learnt her lesson!

Monday, September 01, 2003

Updates :)

YAY.. I log onto freeserve and I find they are now doing the package for free.. plus the first month free :).. There is a god after all.. so as soon as AOL get there Broadband off my line I'm in there quicker than a rat up a drainpipe. Not that I have ever seen a rat running up a drain pipe.. but I hear from reliable sources its pretty quick :)
Other than that the PC seems to be behaving itself.

HHmmmmmmmmmm.. well for the poor people who have been known to read this site on the odd occasion. I'm sure you will remember me having a grumble about how I was acquiring extra bits of me.. mainly in the Butt/boobs/chins department :( Well some I have lost a few pounds (mainly on buying stuff for my sponge like Pc :) joke aside.. I have lost a bit.. but mainly due to a daily workout, bike riding,playing tennis with the kids and generally being more active.. I have lost inches which is better :) and the bits that had gone south for warmer climates have undertaken a rapid return :) You don't seem to realise how unfit you get until you try to workout and find yourself blowing and puffing like you smoke 40 a day :( no wonder things were looking limp and un interested in life. Well I feel much better for it and have even got that spring back in my step that I hadn't seen for many a year :)

YAY get the flags out the kids are back to school next week.. I can't wait.. Days of peace and quiet .. going on the net when I want without the door going every 5 mins and a head popping round it to say "MMMMOOOOOOOMMMMMMM.. Can I Have.... ".. gggrrrrrrrrrrrrr and the constant pointless squabbles over nothing!.. I'm sure they just like to hear their own voices.
Daughter got her Exam results.. and considering she missed most of the last year at school, almost 50%, she did well.. she passed all 9 she took and got 4 Cs.. which was pretty darn good I think. She is returning to 6th form to do a few retakes to try and up a few grades and also do a year course In ICT.. so hopefully she should be able to teach me a few things!

Well that's all folks :P.. well not really but I will save the rest for another night :) x