Golf Joke :)
One Saturday morning an avid golfer gets up early, dresses quietly,gets in his car to drive to the course. Coming out of his garage rain is pouring down; torrential downpour. There is snow mixed in with the rain,and the wind is blowing 50 mph. He returns to the garage. He comes back into the house and turns the TV to the weather channel. The forecast was bad for the whole day, so he puts his clubs away and slips back into bed. There he cuddles up to his wife's back, now with a different anticipation, and whispers, "The weather out there is terrible." To which she sleepily replies, "Can you believe my stupid husband is out golfing in that s**t?"
Thanks To Mr P for that one.. put a huge smile on my face I can tell you. :P